A MIME is a terrible thing to WASTE.

The collected wisdom of Senator Exon: “ ”.

To Be or not to Be: that is the question (For JLN)

“Is this a killfile I see before me?” - MacBeth

Drag Manager forever! (For me)

Get sweaty with Tom Petty! (For Robin)

The Knicks suck! (For Jeremy)

Pearl Jam rules! (For Andrea)

For 20 points: Name all 5 ways to unsubscribe.

I am NOT not a news junky, REALLY!

It’s good to have SmartFriends™.

It’s true! System 7.5 really does suck less!

We don’t need no stinkin’ UNIX™!

Only cool tools can varnish waffles!